I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi.

On Reg's very birthday I dropped my Droid in a toilet - fortunately before urination - and it hasn't been the same since. It powers on ok, but the screen won't turn on. Waaaah. I'll probably sell it on eBay for parts as other people are doing. I just won one (that works) for under a hundred. So that's good. In the meantime I've been using Google Voice plugin or Reg's phone to get in touch with people. Also, trying to read actual books, but mostly printing out Twilight fanfictions.

I'm still doing pretty good on that, at least once a week I get another thousand or so words banged out. I could do better but I've actually been working at work so you know. I have thought of a new fic, just need a title. (The premise here is that the Cullens are forward scouts for the Volturi and are trying to figure out the deal with Forks. It'll be dark and bloody with any luck.)

edit: best vampire AU is Bronze, ancient Bella/newbornWard, lost 3 hours of sleep to it. Speaking of dark and bloody. Even boys might like it. (I try to only rec stuff I think boys might like, anyway. I understand the lack of credibility I have here, but I'm actually starting editing a male's new Twilight fanfic soon, so there.)

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It's still barely hitting 60F outside, which is better than barely hitting 50F I guess. That's spring for ya. At least our stupid weather means it doesn't rain on the weekends, as opposed to everywhere else I'm given to understand (and recall).

Record snowfall hit Seattle today. Reg and I ran over to Issaquah real quicklike to drop off the Volvo and grab the Mercedes SUV. Four Wheel Drive For The Win. Seattle - well, Bellevue really - is in a "convergence zone" and 6 inches fell the other day whereas only 3 fell here. Anyway I've started using "convergence zone" as a euphemism for awful clusterfuck situations. It was, for example, convenient to use the term while driving. "Look out Reg, convergence zone of IDIOTS up ahead" for a traffic jam or whatever.

So we drove around a lot, from Issaquah home, from home to Northgate- which was utter hell, took us 45 minutes to go 6 miles or so. The snow had started to fall and people went crazy. I mean, you can GO OVER 25MPH ok. We went back via UDistrict, and it took 20 minutes. The other factor of course was the holiday shoppers. I keep forgetting, it's Xmas soon. Anyway, we came home and showered and then went over to hang with Jeremy. We headed up to 15th to see what WAS in fact open, and settled on Hopvine. Had tasty hummus plate and then thingstouchme and calmkelp joined us. I like those kids. (Fun fact: I met Travis on Friendster! I MADE A FRIEND MAN.)

After we finished we headed to Chapel to meet Chris and Kate. The Santas were there - Santarchy was this Saturday in Seattle - and we had to go through a parcel of them to get to the bar. Unfortunately this was b/c they were leaving, so about 20 minutes after arriving, the bar was kinda dead. Still, they have excellent cocktails, and we enjoyed them for a time before rejoining the Santas over at Cha Cha. Saw Ang, ChrisMD, Jack, Sean... good times. Except I got a terrible headache so I couldn't really drink. We took photobooth photo that was utterly awful, I'll scan it in later.

We then stuffed almost all of these people into the SUV and went back to Jeremy's. My headache was super bad so I just napped upstairs for a while. Sherah joined me at some point and we snuggled under the covers, chatting and petting the kitty. I told her the story of how Reg and I started dating, and then Reg came up. It was all "awww" and shit. I was feeling better so I went downstairs and attempted to snuggle Ang for a while as she talked about Enemy of the State. Reg was feeling a bit crappy, and it was nearly 4am, so we decided to head out. Dropped Travis and Sherah off at their place - nice little drive down Belmont and Boylston in the FOOT OF SNOW. Then the drive home, apparently our I5 exit was "closed" (not plowed) but we got through it.

SERIOUSLY driving with Reg in the SUV in these conditions is SO FUN. And Seattle is SO beautiful all covered in snow, especially Woodland Park. Eastside, also pretty, snow snow snow. I am totally going to grab my skis and hike up a hill later.

It snowed yesterday, and I had to drive home from work in it, as it didn't really stop till 8pm or so. It was slightly scary but quite melted on most of I-90, and by the time I got to I-5 I realized that everyone else was even more scared than I was. I only saw one accident, 3-car on 50th, and my own car only skidded maybe three times. An inch of snow in above-freezing weather and everyone goes crazy, man. Took forever to get home, which was overly annoying. I was probably the fastest driver I saw on I-5.

Today I'm meeting Reg's coworkers at their Xmas party at some schmancy private club, so a bit after I got home (the snowfall was a lot lighter by this time) we drove downtown and paid $2 to park on the street. Good times. I picked up a cute black dress at Macy's, and Reg got a few things for himself. We then went to dinner at Gordon Biersch, a place I'd never been before. I didn't have high expectations so I was impressed. They seem to actually age the beef (or buy it aged at least), and my goat cheese was lovely. Also, there was bacon on my salad, and the apple bread pudding dessert was fantastic.

Then we met up with asiangoddess4 to see American Gangster. This is the second movie I've seen this month about 70s heroin in NYC, but I think this one was better, since it showed a lot more of the bad guys than the good guys. Afterwards it had, as I said, stopped snowing, but it was balls-out freezing so we went home and watched a bunch of No Reservations. Also, Reg bought blue xmas lights and strung them above his computer. It's quite nice there now, with the sofa and space heater.

(Snow pics here.)

On Sunday we went out to Berserk Games - in the middle of the "snowstorm" - and picked up another Munchkin game, "Munchkin Bites!" Reg wanted the Cthulhu edition but they didn't have it, and the salesgirl - YES FEMALE - said that they could order it.

Last night after the snow had stopped - there was probably about an inch each day - we drove over to Heather's to hang out and play with her and girlstyle. Ang actually won her first game ever, amazingly enough. We had all got to level 9 and started backstabbing, and I was about to win when she played a switch card. (First to get to level 10 by killing a monster wins).

It wasn't actually late by then, but we weren't eager to drive on the ice. We were actually using my car, since Reg's has rear-wheel drive. To be honest I had been rather terrified before we initially got on the road, but the snow had mostly melted from people getting home and stuff. I probably could have driven if I hadn't been drinking. Not that I drank much but you know.

Today it is sunny but bloody freezing. Reg attempted to go to a dental appt but the office was closed. I guess half of Seattle is closed. There is not actually much snow left except in foresty Bellevue, I guess.

Last night I was starving and I wasn't sure why. I had cheese on toast and then roasted a 4lb free-range chicken with olive oil and lemon juice and lots of various spices. Also, spinach salad. I became so amazingly full.

86% humidity. Fuck this.

I'm almost done with Paradise, an amazingly funny novel about an alcoholic Scotswoman and her alcoholic boyfriend. I wonder how much of it was based on her own life. I actually forgot it was a novel till someone in the book said her name.

It's pretty funny to go to a coffee shop in 50 degree weather and look at all the summery treats on posters everywhere.

My cable internet is down. Well, cable is down, too. As you can imagine I've been severely bored. Well, not really. Reg came by and we watched some of the Monty Python DVDs he brought over, Steve came home and we annoyed him, and after dinner we went out to bug Pat. Brought him to Flowers (during a slush/ice/snowy drive that I kept "panicking," but I think it's only fair because, well I wasn't driving) where we had a couple of pretty damn strong drinks. Twas nice. But I'm a little hungover today. And I shudder at the thought of Karaoke tonight.

Made it to work ok, this is indeed happy PNW snow that doesn't melt and refreeze on your car. And there's some dudes outside our 2nd story window here with goddamn BLOWTORCHES. Swear to god, they are redoing the "tarpaper" shit that is part sand and part crap, the stuff poor people have instead of shingles you know. It's on the balcony here and apparently must be melted down.

Oh, and it smells terrible, but I have only to deal with it another 20 minutes or so, and then I'm gone to lunch and home. Wheet! And then a few hours later Reg and I are going to Conworks and then I suspect whatever afterparty is going down. I think naps may be in order before this, however.

I remember my last two dreams from last night. First was like, um, characters from Pirates on Mars, trapped by the emperor, but Anne Bancroft was the Empress and well, she made an offer Sparrow couldn't refuse. I woke up before anything fun happened alas. The next one was a bit more complicated, x-men characters looking for another kid mutant I think, but the kid had already been recruited by the govt to be a secret agent? I remember very clearly getting to his house, and his elderly mother letting us in and giving us muffins, and talking about how he keeps getting sent back from foster care. That might work well as a short story, in the PKD sense, where you can't tell if the kid is bad or crazy or gifted. Man I wish I hadn't lost my copy of Martian Time-Slip.

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It's been dead cold since the day after Christmas or so. Freezing and all that. Something which I haven't seen since the week after Halloween. I don't like it much; it snowed early Saturday morning and melted and refroze on my car, which I didn't drive this weekend, so Monday morning there was a shitload of frosty crap on my car. Took forever to clean off, but at least the remainder melted quick. Today it's cloudy in the standard Seattle manner, which means you can see the mountains all around you and they look utterly fantastic.