I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi.

Record snowfall hit Seattle today. Reg and I ran over to Issaquah real quicklike to drop off the Volvo and grab the Mercedes SUV. Four Wheel Drive For The Win. Seattle - well, Bellevue really - is in a "convergence zone" and 6 inches fell the other day whereas only 3 fell here. Anyway I've started using "convergence zone" as a euphemism for awful clusterfuck situations. It was, for example, convenient to use the term while driving. "Look out Reg, convergence zone of IDIOTS up ahead" for a traffic jam or whatever.

So we drove around a lot, from Issaquah home, from home to Northgate- which was utter hell, took us 45 minutes to go 6 miles or so. The snow had started to fall and people went crazy. I mean, you can GO OVER 25MPH ok. We went back via UDistrict, and it took 20 minutes. The other factor of course was the holiday shoppers. I keep forgetting, it's Xmas soon. Anyway, we came home and showered and then went over to hang with Jeremy. We headed up to 15th to see what WAS in fact open, and settled on Hopvine. Had tasty hummus plate and then thingstouchme and calmkelp joined us. I like those kids. (Fun fact: I met Travis on Friendster! I MADE A FRIEND MAN.)

After we finished we headed to Chapel to meet Chris and Kate. The Santas were there - Santarchy was this Saturday in Seattle - and we had to go through a parcel of them to get to the bar. Unfortunately this was b/c they were leaving, so about 20 minutes after arriving, the bar was kinda dead. Still, they have excellent cocktails, and we enjoyed them for a time before rejoining the Santas over at Cha Cha. Saw Ang, ChrisMD, Jack, Sean... good times. Except I got a terrible headache so I couldn't really drink. We took photobooth photo that was utterly awful, I'll scan it in later.

We then stuffed almost all of these people into the SUV and went back to Jeremy's. My headache was super bad so I just napped upstairs for a while. Sherah joined me at some point and we snuggled under the covers, chatting and petting the kitty. I told her the story of how Reg and I started dating, and then Reg came up. It was all "awww" and shit. I was feeling better so I went downstairs and attempted to snuggle Ang for a while as she talked about Enemy of the State. Reg was feeling a bit crappy, and it was nearly 4am, so we decided to head out. Dropped Travis and Sherah off at their place - nice little drive down Belmont and Boylston in the FOOT OF SNOW. Then the drive home, apparently our I5 exit was "closed" (not plowed) but we got through it.

SERIOUSLY driving with Reg in the SUV in these conditions is SO FUN. And Seattle is SO beautiful all covered in snow, especially Woodland Park. Eastside, also pretty, snow snow snow. I am totally going to grab my skis and hike up a hill later.

Finally got more than 6 hours of sleep, although I did have to go to bed before 11pm.

But I went out at 6pm so that isn't so bad. This partying early thing kind of rules. Plus I sang ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. Although it was sped up a bit much.

The bad: I twisted my ankle in such a manner that it doesn't hurt, but the right side of my right foot REALLY does.

is it fun? so fun. to go out with steve and gab with friends and have a good time. instead of. staying in and hitting refresh over and over.

First up: Meg's party at China Gate's bar. Holy shit that place is so utterly tacky. And apparently the clientelle consists of mostly asians who sing translated songs. I hope they were, anyway, because they were so bad and the videos were so funny. If the mike worked properly I'd give it five stars. Plus the drinks were strong as fuck.

Second: Richard Buckner at Sunset. Not exactly my scene, but I was drunk and Reg was psyched and I had a really good time. That went till about one. Then we went home to prepare for Rockstars vs. Pornstars. Reg and I were ultra-hot.

We got there and of course the fucking asshole losers who were running it were kicking everyone out at 2. Um, hello? If you are gonna have a fucking party at your house, let it run its course, otherwise just have it at a bar where you don't have to supply people with alcohol or space to trash. I mean what the fuck ever.

So we headed to Sid's place, but he was so incredibly fucked up that he passed out around four. Before that I was feeling randy and offered to give anyone hickeys who wanted them. I was wearing this tight leopard print tank top thing, hot pants, knee-highs and my boots, so a lot of people as well were spanking me.

So then we went home and stayed up till maybe 6am just having conversations and stuff. LJ-name dropping: baroof, lisa, barbaloot, patrick (whom is probably still asleep on my couch). Good times.