I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi.

The Ghetto Office Mocha

Pour a packet of instant cocoa in a 12 oz. cup. Add 3 oz of hot water. Stir. Add 2 packets of half-n-half. Stir. Add coffee till the liquids are at 10 oz. Add sweetener to taste.

Got a new person to help me out this week, and have consequently been kind of busy with the help and the explaining. But it's good, and I like my job when I don't have the "nothing is going right" anxiety, so much more. Although I forgot my wallet today. Oops. At least it's not sitting in a police station.

I was just finishing up a successful meeting, feeling very self-congratulatory and almost, dare I say, smug; when I stood up and hit my goddamn knee on the table. I had to pretend nothing was wrong as I shook my manager's hand and walked back to my desk, stars filling my vision. Knee feels better but the top of my calf feels bad still.