do's and dont's

[lauralh]

Do:

• Listen to Muse and Pablo Honey till you can't tell the difference.

• Leave your jaw open instead of clenched shut while you sleep so your tooth doesn't really hurt all that much.

• Buy the 99¢ Luna Bars at Fred Meyer.

• Wear a shirt to work that says "FUCK YOU" and hide it under a hoodie so you aren't actually being subversive.

Don't:

• pick your nose till it bleeds, because the resultant red red krovvy on the tissue will make you feel faint.

• take a laxative the day after being constipation. It'll probably work itself out all right without any help, and the "help" will just kind of make you run to the bathroom every hour.

Comments

[freyja.livejournal.com]

i particularly like the way he gasps for breath at the start (and sometimes even in the middle) of every line. i try to sing like that and i hyperventilate.

[aefirpo.livejournal.com]

You feel faint and the sight of bloody snot? Don't be such a girl, Laural. It's not you.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

nono, not bloody snot. this was just blood spray everywhere.

I am poop.

[cpf.livejournal.com]

"the day after being constipation"

Not trying to be a grammar nazi. That made me laugh.