do's and dont's
Jul. 1st, 2004 11:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhDo:
• Listen to Muse and Pablo Honey till you can't tell the difference.
• Leave your jaw open instead of clenched shut while you sleep so your tooth doesn't really hurt all that much.
• Buy the 99¢ Luna Bars at Fred Meyer.
• Wear a shirt to work that says "FUCK YOU" and hide it under a hoodie so you aren't actually being subversive.
Don't:
• pick your nose till it bleeds, because the resultant red red krovvy on the tissue will make you feel faint.
• take a laxative the day after being constipation. It'll probably work itself out all right without any help, and the "help" will just kind of make you run to the bathroom every hour.
• Listen to Muse and Pablo Honey till you can't tell the difference.
• Leave your jaw open instead of clenched shut while you sleep so your tooth doesn't really hurt all that much.
• Buy the 99¢ Luna Bars at Fred Meyer.
• Wear a shirt to work that says "FUCK YOU" and hide it under a hoodie so you aren't actually being subversive.
Don't:
• pick your nose till it bleeds, because the resultant red red krovvy on the tissue will make you feel faint.
• take a laxative the day after being constipation. It'll probably work itself out all right without any help, and the "help" will just kind of make you run to the bathroom every hour.
