but I don't want kids

that 20 question thing ( here )

do's and dont's

Do:

• Listen to Muse and Pablo Honey till you can't tell the difference.

• Leave your jaw open instead of clenched shut while you sleep so your tooth doesn't really hurt all that much.

• Buy the 99¢ Luna Bars at Fred Meyer.

• Wear a shirt to work that says "FUCK YOU" and hide it under a hoodie so you aren't actually being subversive.

Don't:
( these are a bit gross and TMI )

sorry xander, not oscar material

But for a movie about plucky kids trying to win enough money to save their gym, Dodgeball probably couldn't have been any better.