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Mar. 28th, 2003 05:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhReminded of the "Homer buys a gun" episode recently. ("Five days? But I'm mad NOW!")
So last night I went to the BAR and got jiggy wit it. At first I was like "What's with all the gay men?" but I was assured that most of them were straight. Man, I dunno, I likes my straight men to be kinda gay lord knows, but there are limits. Like, for example, dancing with me instead of OTHER DUDES.
When I was still thinking they were gay, though, it made me think about how I used to want to be a fag hag and all that. But I think I'm over it. For one thing it's too trendy now ("Gay men, the hottest new accessory!"), for another, call me shallow, but I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.
So last night I went to the BAR and got jiggy wit it. At first I was like "What's with all the gay men?" but I was assured that most of them were straight. Man, I dunno, I likes my straight men to be kinda gay lord knows, but there are limits. Like, for example, dancing with me instead of OTHER DUDES.
When I was still thinking they were gay, though, it made me think about how I used to want to be a fag hag and all that. But I think I'm over it. For one thing it's too trendy now ("Gay men, the hottest new accessory!"), for another, call me shallow, but I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.
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Date: 2003-03-28 06:24 pm (UTC)As does that episode of the simpsons. I particularly like the part where he's sitting on the lawn, waiting for the days to go buy, and he sees a different thing he wants to shoot every day. (A target truck, bunnies, ducks, flanders, and patty and selma, I believe). And when he's jumping around the outside of the gun shop because he needs to take a leak. Priceless.
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Date: 2003-03-28 06:30 pm (UTC)What about ugly gay guys then that would fuck you?
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Date: 2003-03-29 01:44 am (UTC)What about unattractive guys that would?
I'm just randomly curious, here.
ahem
Date: 2003-03-29 03:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-29 03:47 am (UTC)wrongo
Date: 2003-03-29 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-29 03:51 am (UTC)Thanks for the answer.
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Date: 2003-03-29 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-29 04:06 am (UTC)Give it time. I'm sure there are attractive men out there that would have sex with you and have not yet had sex with you, but have not yet had the opportunity to have sex with you. Really.
Well, okay, so maybe I'm not one to talk about giving it time and having that whole "hope springs eternal" attitude.
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Date: 2003-03-29 06:51 am (UTC)Re: ahem
Date: 2003-03-29 10:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-29 11:49 am (UTC)Why not? It works for me.
*shrug*
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Date: 2003-03-29 03:05 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-29 08:16 pm (UTC)Girl, Sexually Frustrated is my middle name.
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Date: 2003-03-29 09:50 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-30 03:06 am (UTC)If I had a pretty girlfriend who wanted to fuck me, and I were a dude, I'd stick my dick in her many, many times a day. It seems so simple to me.
*shrug*
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no...
Date: 2003-03-30 11:33 am (UTC)::shrug::
Re: no...
Date: 2003-03-30 12:21 pm (UTC)Men. I don't understand 'em. They say they want to fuck ladies, but nine times out of ten they'd rather order a pizza, watch a DVD, and go to bed.
I don't get it.
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Date: 2003-03-30 12:30 pm (UTC)So yeah... it was just a ploy for him to get me to break up with him. Funny how surprised he was when it worked.
Re: it's a long story really
Date: 2003-03-30 12:54 pm (UTC)He lost you. That makes him TWICE the loser.
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