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Reminded of the "Homer buys a gun" episode recently. ("Five days? But I'm mad NOW!")

So last night I went to the BAR and got jiggy wit it. At first I was like "What's with all the gay men?" but I was assured that most of them were straight. Man, I dunno, I likes my straight men to be kinda gay lord knows, but there are limits. Like, for example, dancing with me instead of OTHER DUDES.

When I was still thinking they were gay, though, it made me think about how I used to want to be a fag hag and all that. But I think I'm over it. For one thing it's too trendy now ("Gay men, the hottest new accessory!"), for another, call me shallow, but I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.

Date: 2003-03-28 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.

What about ugly gay guys then that would fuck you?

ahem

Date: 2003-03-29 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
how is wanting to fuck me "gay" ?

Re: ahem

Date: 2003-03-29 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meekgirl.livejournal.com
so ruthlessly logical, herbaliser :)

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