and i feel fine

[lauralh]

Reminded of the "Homer buys a gun" episode recently. ("Five days? But I'm mad NOW!")

So last night I went to the BAR and got jiggy wit it. At first I was like "What's with all the gay men?" but I was assured that most of them were straight. Man, I dunno, I likes my straight men to be kinda gay lord knows, but there are limits. Like, for example, dancing with me instead of OTHER DUDES.

When I was still thinking they were gay, though, it made me think about how I used to want to be a fag hag and all that. But I think I'm over it. For one thing it's too trendy now ("Gay men, the hottest new accessory!"), for another, call me shallow, but I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.

Comments

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[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Girl, Sexually Frustrated is my middle name.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't put up with it... I lived with a guy for a year who wouldn't fuck me more than once a month. One of many reasons I broke up with him.

Re:

[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

Wow...why? Was he a junkie? Or what...what would make a man not fuck a lady who's hot to trot? I just don't understand it.

If I had a pretty girlfriend who wanted to fuck me, and I were a dude, I'd stick my dick in her many, many times a day. It seems so simple to me.

*shrug*

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SK

no...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

He was a computer programmer.

::shrug::

Re: no...

[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NO EXCUSE. Unless his dick was atrophied from the VDU radiation.

Men. I don't understand 'em. They say they want to fuck ladies, but nine times out of ten they'd rather order a pizza, watch a DVD, and go to bed.

I don't get it.

it's a long story really

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I was unemployed and living with him, not really caring if I had a job or not, and he basically treated me badly, not just with respect to sex. Although I couldn't really ascertain this, being in the thick of it and having no other frame of reference. I had no local friends, and my long-distance ones either couldn't see it or didn't want to tell me. Anyway I finally figured it out when I started working again. Actually, what I noticed was "He's acting like I'm still unemployed, wtf?"

So yeah... it was just a ploy for him to get me to break up with him. Funny how surprised he was when it worked.

Re: it's a long story really

[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

*laughing*

He lost you. That makes him TWICE the loser.

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