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Reminded of the "Homer buys a gun" episode recently. ("Five days? But I'm mad NOW!")

So last night I went to the BAR and got jiggy wit it. At first I was like "What's with all the gay men?" but I was assured that most of them were straight. Man, I dunno, I likes my straight men to be kinda gay lord knows, but there are limits. Like, for example, dancing with me instead of OTHER DUDES.

When I was still thinking they were gay, though, it made me think about how I used to want to be a fag hag and all that. But I think I'm over it. For one thing it's too trendy now ("Gay men, the hottest new accessory!"), for another, call me shallow, but I have problems hanging out with attractive guys who won't fuck me.

Date: 2003-03-29 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apotheon.livejournal.com
How charitable! Heh. You're a tough one.

Thanks for the answer.

Date: 2003-03-29 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
ok, every guy EXCEPT you and other attractive men not sleeping with me.

Date: 2003-03-29 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apotheon.livejournal.com
ahhh
Give it time. I'm sure there are attractive men out there that would have sex with you and have not yet had sex with you, but have not yet had the opportunity to have sex with you. Really.

Well, okay, so maybe I'm not one to talk about giving it time and having that whole "hope springs eternal" attitude.

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