Anyway, I got stones thrown at my glass house for disclosing this to my other HP-fan-friends, so what the hell. My favorite fan fic besides the aforementioned Methods of Rationality is by FAR The Very Secret Diary, Ginny Weasley's account in diary format of her actions in The Chamber of Secrets, with Tom Riddle replying to her. It's deliciously creepy, with layers of evil seeping through till she figures out what's going on. Being forced to write, in blood, "Her Skeleton Will Lie In The Chamber Forever" must have really done a number on her psychology. It's a seriously effective mindrape, the author has done her job.
edit: Here's the only Twilight fanfic I've read, "what if Bella were a rationalist?"
I do still read other stuff besides fanfic, ahem. The Strangely Beautiful Tale of Percy Parker and The Darkly Luminous Fight for Persephone Parker was a decent trilogy minus one. (Bilogy?) Basically about Victorian ghostbusters who meet the reincarnation of Persephone, and the devil's search for his missing bride. And there's some Jack the Ripper stuff in there too. The first book is more straight up gothic homage, the second, more fantastic, but both are fun. Although they could have used more sexy fun times, but that's just me.
And now, cooking. I made cinnamon ice cream Friday, lemon snow pudding Saturday, and "white trash" strawberry ice cream last night. (The first I didn't add rum to, the last was um, Carnation Instant Breakfast packets, a jar of preserves, half a lemon juiced, and some milk.) But Reg reminds me that last year I was eating lots of cream cheese pie and was um, unhappy with the results, so I'm gonna chill out with the fatty foods for a while. (We did walk about 6 miles Sunday - home to Golden Gardens and back, in a big ol' loop.)