I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi.

deadflowers asked me what I thought about Jacko. I said I thought he did it, but I could understand there not being "beyond a reasonable doubt" found. Cos he's rich. The jurors agree.

Ya know, even as a very naive and innocent Mormon teenager, I was a little bit suspicious about Macauly and Mike. Not in the "he is clearly a pedophile" way, just that it was higher on the jacko-freakmeter than usual.

So hey, how about those anti-birth control weirdos?? what is up with that?

So Britney's put on 20 lbs and the interweb is going nuts. Either "OMFG SHE IS A TUB OF LARD NOW" or "OMFG I WISH I WERE THAT THIN." My take on it is that if I gained 20 lbs I'd freak out, but if I lost 20 lbs I'd freak out too. She doesn't seem to give a fuck.

Meanwhile the Jackson trial is filling me with gleeful schadenfreude. Not because I hate MJ or anything, but his years and years of weirdness and eccentricity* are finally being called out as a cover for pedophilia, and it's just gloriously trashy. It's the cream of the gossip. I used to actually be very very into celebrity gossip, before I had a life, and it's really much better than the real thing, because a) everyone knows who you're talking about and b) nothing you say will ever get back to them. I suppose I've got enough of a bourgeois upbringing to delight in the misfortunes of the very rich and very weird. I mean, I don't really care about Robert Downey Jr's drug habits, and Marlon Brando's wifebeating was fairly dull, but this just thrills me.

*link will be up later today