cold and wet
Mar. 28th, 2005 02:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhi was just crossing the street to go to westlake center
waiting for the light to change
about twenty people started to cross, and i was about to cross with them when i saw the light was still green, so I waited
and one woman who didn't get over fast enough
went SMACK and flew a few feet to the ground
the truck that hit her stopped and a pretty young guy got out
i didn't see any blood but I moved fast enough that I wouldn't have to
i think someone said that her head was split open
but there was an ambulance right around the corner
so while I picked up some half-price godiva chocolates they wrapped her up
and when I came back out she was being put on a stretcher
the moral is, don't fuckin' jaywalk
also, HALF PRICE GODIVA CHOCOLATE BUNNIES.
waiting for the light to change
about twenty people started to cross, and i was about to cross with them when i saw the light was still green, so I waited
and one woman who didn't get over fast enough
went SMACK and flew a few feet to the ground
the truck that hit her stopped and a pretty young guy got out
i didn't see any blood but I moved fast enough that I wouldn't have to
i think someone said that her head was split open
but there was an ambulance right around the corner
so while I picked up some half-price godiva chocolates they wrapped her up
and when I came back out she was being put on a stretcher
the moral is, don't fuckin' jaywalk
also, HALF PRICE GODIVA CHOCOLATE BUNNIES.
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Crack for women
Date: 2005-03-28 10:50 pm (UTC)Re: Crack for women
Date: 2005-03-28 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:07 pm (UTC)I hope you had the decency to hit on the EMTs who were scraping her head off the concrete like a Cadbury Creme Egg.
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Date: 2005-03-28 10:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:11 pm (UTC)seattle drivers are ruthless.
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Date: 2005-03-28 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:17 pm (UTC)I fucking hate it when people jaywalk. I'm too inattentive as it is.
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Date: 2005-03-28 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-28 11:27 pm (UTC)btw, i'm very glad you didn't get hit.
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Date: 2005-03-29 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 12:56 am (UTC)The moral is look before crossing, make eye contact with drivers, and for fucks sake dont jump out in front of a truck just cause a bunch of other people did.
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Date: 2005-03-29 01:11 am (UTC)"Bummer you ran over that woman. Wanna m/o?"
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Date: 2005-03-29 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 01:45 am (UTC)xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox
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Date: 2005-03-29 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 03:32 am (UTC)xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox
... yes.
Date: 2005-03-29 03:33 am (UTC)Re: ... yes.
Date: 2005-03-29 03:34 am (UTC)xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox
P.S. Um, your mom was, though. :)
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Date: 2005-03-29 03:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 03:42 am (UTC)xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoox
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Date: 2005-03-29 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 03:29 am (UTC)weird picture though.
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Date: 2005-03-29 06:41 am (UTC)don't tie me down with your RULES and STRUCTURE
Date: 2005-03-29 06:44 am (UTC)Re: don't tie me down with your RULES and STRUCTURE
Date: 2005-03-29 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 06:33 pm (UTC)I think the moral of the story is not "don't jaywalk" but rather, don't eat all the 1/2 price Godiva bunnies at once.
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Date: 2005-03-29 06:42 pm (UTC)