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[personal profile] lauralh
OK, so I just went to piss, and this girl was already in one stall, no noise whatsoever. I sat in the other one, fine, fine, still no noise, not even movement, from her. I get going and FINALLY she pulls her TP and flushes and all. What the fuck???

Date: 2005-01-20 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strukcher.livejournal.com
stage fright.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
nonono, there were NO PEE SOUNDS.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinfonie.livejournal.com
shy bladder.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
nono, she did not make any PEE NOISES AT ALL

Date: 2005-01-20 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
shy bladder = no pee = NO PEE NOISE!!

Date: 2005-01-20 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
then why did she WIPE?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
CUZ YOU MADE HER NERVOUS AND SHE FORGOT THAT SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PEE!!

maybe she forgot her tampons and was actually stuffing her panties with TP? ew, what an awful image...

Date: 2005-01-20 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlstyle.livejournal.com
Hey, it hasn't been long since I've been reduced to that! Emergencies are emergencies.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
I know. But emergency or not, it don't work...

Date: 2005-01-20 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlstyle.livejournal.com
I'd choose a wad of toilet paper over a free-flowin' cunt any day of the week!

Date: 2005-01-20 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
good point.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jette.livejournal.com
She was trying to cover up the fact that she couldn't go. Ditto with the flush.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suxdonut.livejournal.com
sadly that happpens to me at work all the time, im getting better but if someone like my boss comes in, forget it. pretty silly.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
no, you see, she didn't make any PEE NOISE. NO TINKLE!

Date: 2005-01-20 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suxdonut.livejournal.com
no for serious! i soemtimes wont be able to pee if theres someone else in the room! my bladder freezes up, usually i can coax it into working but sometimes i just flush for posterity and hope i have better luck later...

Date: 2005-01-20 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
ok that's just Sick and Wrong for a woman your age.
SICK AND WRONG.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-20 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] candid.livejournal.com
Maybe she peed before you got there, and was just hanging around reading?

Date: 2005-01-20 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
This is possible, but I didn't hear any pages turn either.

Besides, I didn't really think chicas liked to drip dry before wiping.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynica.livejournal.com
Maybe she'd already peed... was planning on doing *more*, but when you arrived decided against it and to "suck it back in" and was doing that while you were going. Finally, she got it back to a safe place and finished up?

Date: 2005-01-20 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
That's the strangest thing I ever heard.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynica.livejournal.com
Some people have poop aversion. Others have other-people-hearing-me-poop aversion. It's quite debilitating.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
Well, I don't LIKE hearing people poop, but god, it's a bathroom. You gotta expect it. I hate those chicks who pretend they never, ever, ever poop.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynica.livejournal.com
I remember when there were girls who said they never masturbated. Problem is, they probably don't and need to.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twirlingtulip.livejournal.com
I had no idea public pooping was such a big deal. Some times I hide inthe bathrooms when im feeling really nervous and pretend to flush the toilet and etc which is pointless because people probably know that im not doing anything in there any way

I have no idea why any of this matters
its just a bathroom, its just poop and pee that we all have.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
yeah, i don't know either, that's why it was so mysterious to me. I mean, you know, it happens, you gotta go. I do have a shy bladder sometimes but i never stop in the middle, and when I have to poop, i don't care at all. I do not have a shy GI tract!

Date: 2005-01-20 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
She was probably masturbating, and was hoping to finish off, but you totally killed her mood with your peeing.

Date: 2005-01-20 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
i was WONDERING when someone would say that!

Date: 2005-01-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
It's really the only logical explanation. Why would she walk out of the stall before you if she had a vibrator in hand and her face was all flush? You'd have figured her shenanigans out.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
(of course my guess was that she was doing drugs of some sort)

Date: 2005-01-20 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
If you need to hide in the bathroom stall to do drugs at work, the only reason I can think of for doing this would be for injecting them or sniffing. Pills you can just pop at your desk, and nobody is stupid enough to light up in a public bathroom at work. You probably would have heard her sniffing though. So I guess she was either shooting up or masturbating. Or both.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvet.livejournal.com
This thought, of course, popped into my mind within the first half second of reading this post.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
"kill the mood"? did she not realize that people pee in bathrooms? i say nay.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
Of course she realized this. She was hoping to finish though before Laural came in. Since she didn't, she probably thought she'd just ride out the wait, but then while waiting silently, the ambience of the bathroom made her lose interest.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almosttruth.livejournal.com
Hrm... yes, I'm starting to buy that. Perhaps she's into the whole bathroom smell? Or even better, perhaps she's getting off while reading the perversions written on the bathroom stall?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
It's probably just a public fetish thing though. I bet she does the same thing at the mall. Or Home Depot.

Handicapped stalls

Date: 2005-01-20 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanton-bliss.livejournal.com
This whole scenario sounds very familiar to me... except without the losing interest part.

Re: Handicapped stalls

Date: 2005-01-20 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesadpunk.livejournal.com
What were you doing in Laural's bathroom?

Date: 2005-01-20 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanton-bliss.livejournal.com
I thought I was not allowed to give your ass a pet name?

My Guess?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perich.livejournal.com
There was nobody there. It's the Office Ghost!

Re: My Guess?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
but she had feet. I love that this has engendered so many comments, btw. Are you on my TMI list?

Re: My Guess?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perich.livejournal.com
I think I am. I can't quite tell.

Re: My Guess?

Date: 2005-01-20 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
ah, no. just added you. ENJOY THE EXPLICIT TALK..

JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS INTO DECEIT

Date: 2005-01-20 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perich.livejournal.com
33 (now 34) comments; what the hell?

Re: JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS INTO DECEIT

Date: 2005-01-20 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
holy shit, i was totally listening to that right after the Squirrel Nut Zippers. WHAT ARE THE ODDS.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jette.livejournal.com
Maybe she wanted to poo, but you messed it up by coming in and then she didn't have to go anymore.

Date: 2005-01-20 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbaliser.livejournal.com
that's so provincial!

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