your guess is as good as mine

[lauralh]

OK, so I just went to piss, and this girl was already in one stall, no noise whatsoever. I sat in the other one, fine, fine, still no noise, not even movement, from her. I get going and FINALLY she pulls her TP and flushes and all. What the fuck???

Comments

[strukcher.livejournal.com]

stage fright.

[sinfonie.livejournal.com]

shy bladder.

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

sadly that happpens to me at work all the time, im getting better but if someone like my boss comes in, forget it. pretty silly.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

nonono, there were NO PEE SOUNDS.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

nono, she did not make any PEE NOISES AT ALL

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

no, you see, she didn't make any PEE NOISE. NO TINKLE!

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

shy bladder = no pee = NO PEE NOISE!!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

then why did she WIPE?

[candid.livejournal.com]

Maybe she peed before you got there, and was just hanging around reading?

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

no for serious! i soemtimes wont be able to pee if theres someone else in the room! my bladder freezes up, usually i can coax it into working but sometimes i just flush for posterity and hope i have better luck later...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

This is possible, but I didn't hear any pages turn either.

Besides, I didn't really think chicas liked to drip dry before wiping.

[cynica.livejournal.com]

Maybe she'd already peed... was planning on doing *more*, but when you arrived decided against it and to "suck it back in" and was doing that while you were going. Finally, she got it back to a safe place and finished up?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

ok that's just Sick and Wrong for a woman your age.
SICK AND WRONG.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

That's the strangest thing I ever heard.

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

:'-(

[cynica.livejournal.com]

Some people have poop aversion. Others have other-people-hearing-me-poop aversion. It's quite debilitating.

[twirlingtulip.livejournal.com]

I had no idea public pooping was such a big deal. Some times I hide inthe bathrooms when im feeling really nervous and pretend to flush the toilet and etc which is pointless because people probably know that im not doing anything in there any way

I have no idea why any of this matters
its just a bathroom, its just poop and pee that we all have.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

She was probably masturbating, and was hoping to finish off, but you totally killed her mood with your peeing.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

i was WONDERING when someone would say that!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

yeah, i don't know either, that's why it was so mysterious to me. I mean, you know, it happens, you gotta go. I do have a shy bladder sometimes but i never stop in the middle, and when I have to poop, i don't care at all. I do not have a shy GI tract!

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

CUZ YOU MADE HER NERVOUS AND SHE FORGOT THAT SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PEE!!

maybe she forgot her tampons and was actually stuffing her panties with TP? ew, what an awful image...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't LIKE hearing people poop, but god, it's a bathroom. You gotta expect it. I hate those chicks who pretend they never, ever, ever poop.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

It's really the only logical explanation. Why would she walk out of the stall before you if she had a vibrator in hand and her face was all flush? You'd have figured her shenanigans out.

My Guess?

[perich.livejournal.com]

There was nobody there. It's the Office Ghost!

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

(of course my guess was that she was doing drugs of some sort)

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

"kill the mood"? did she not realize that people pee in bathrooms? i say nay.

Re: My Guess?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

but she had feet. I love that this has engendered so many comments, btw. Are you on my TMI list?

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

If you need to hide in the bathroom stall to do drugs at work, the only reason I can think of for doing this would be for injecting them or sniffing. Pills you can just pop at your desk, and nobody is stupid enough to light up in a public bathroom at work. You probably would have heard her sniffing though. So I guess she was either shooting up or masturbating. Or both.

[girlstyle.livejournal.com]

Hey, it hasn't been long since I've been reduced to that! Emergencies are emergencies.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

Of course she realized this. She was hoping to finish though before Laural came in. Since she didn't, she probably thought she'd just ride out the wait, but then while waiting silently, the ambience of the bathroom made her lose interest.

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

I know. But emergency or not, it don't work...

[girlstyle.livejournal.com]

I'd choose a wad of toilet paper over a free-flowin' cunt any day of the week!

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

Hrm... yes, I'm starting to buy that. Perhaps she's into the whole bathroom smell? Or even better, perhaps she's getting off while reading the perversions written on the bathroom stall?

[cynica.livejournal.com]

I remember when there were girls who said they never masturbated. Problem is, they probably don't and need to.

JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS INTO DECEIT

[perich.livejournal.com]

33 (now 34) comments; what the hell?

[jette.livejournal.com]

She was trying to cover up the fact that she couldn't go. Ditto with the flush.

Re: My Guess?

[perich.livejournal.com]

I think I am. I can't quite tell.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

It's probably just a public fetish thing though. I bet she does the same thing at the mall. Or Home Depot.

[jette.livejournal.com]

Maybe she wanted to poo, but you messed it up by coming in and then she didn't have to go anymore.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

that's so provincial!

Re: My Guess?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

ah, no. just added you. ENJOY THE EXPLICIT TALK..

Re: JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS INTO DECEIT

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

holy shit, i was totally listening to that right after the Squirrel Nut Zippers. WHAT ARE THE ODDS.

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

good point.

[velvet.livejournal.com]

This thought, of course, popped into my mind within the first half second of reading this post.

Handicapped stalls

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

This whole scenario sounds very familiar to me... except without the losing interest part.

Re: Handicapped stalls

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

RAWR!

Re: Handicapped stalls

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

What were you doing in Laural's bathroom?

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I thought I was not allowed to give your ass a pet name?