resolved: the outdoors is too cold or hot, too damp or dry, and has too many bugs and dirt

[lauralh]

I haven't gone camping in a tent since I was like, 12. What do I need?

edit: If you aren't going to be helpful, you could at least be actually funny.

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[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

all you need is a tent, booze and another body to steal heat from. this of course will likely lead to sex. this also happens to be the final ingredient needed for a successful camping trip.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

food?

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

that would be the other body that i spoke of before. booze is liquid food, is it not? : ]