ok...

[lauralh]

The next guy who is "ashamed" of his gender or "makes a public apology" for his gender, may as well just hand me a knife so I can cut his balls off. I mean clearly he's not using them.

Ladies: do you ever hear of something stupid a woman does and feel like you need to apologize for her? I sure as hell don't.

I just don't understand it. You were born either one way or another, it wasn't something you had any control over. Do guys just take "brotherhood" so seriously they feel guilty for bad things other men do? Or are they just trying to impress women this way? If the latter I'm going to excuse it briefly and just yell at women who fall for it.

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[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. "Hot Motor Oil Massages"...

Wow.

If I ever see a dude with weird looking hankies in both back pockets, I'm going to run screaming.

Wait... do I need to memorize a hanky that means "likes 'em running and screaming" to avoid a possible faux pas with my normal reaction? =)

No, wait... this hanky isn't yellow... Err it's just used.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I don't know... but I start to wonder if the reason gay males are so often nigh-naked in public is simply to avoid potential miscommunication.

[ravenword.livejournal.com]

Damn, watch out for all those guys with rebel flags! Apparently they're not rednecks, they just wanna fight you to be the top/bottom...

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

The "South" shall rise again!