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lauralhMy web site is down. Power outage, apparently. I guess that's what I get for going for cut rate prices.
So I will address my audience here. The topic is ass-smacking. Now while I think it's great that the word is getting out to our young men that smacking a girl on the ass may not be as unwelcome as the feminists have led you to think, at the same time it's still a rather delicate question. There are certain scenarios where it may be appropriate, but at the same time more often than not, it isn't. So here's a preliminary guide to the ettiquitte of ass-smacking. Of course you always want to tailor it to the girl in question, so just take this as a rough guideline and work it to the situation.
The basic rules:
1) Thou shalt not smack the ass as a way of introduction.
2) Thou shalt not smack the ass in a well-lit area.
3) Thou shalt always smack the ass if it is naked.
So, with that out of the way let's present the scenarios.
Scenario One: Grocery Store
You're walking in the produce section when you see a hottie bending over to pick up some fruit. Should you give it a whack?
NO. You don't know the woman, she's fully clothed, and a grocery store is hardly an intimate setting.
Scenario Two: Workplace
You've occasionally flirted with a coworker, and you're sharing the elevator upstairs to get to work. She says something particularly ribald. Should you smack the ass?
QUESTIONABLE. You know her, and she MAY want to get naked, but it's still way too early in the morning to really appreciate it. If you were going downstairs, after work, then perhaps it would be acceptable.
Scenario Three: At the Club
You've been dancing really freaky with this hottie, and she excuses herself to go to the restroom. Should you give her something to remember you by?
YES. A lighthearted tap on the bum is all good. You already know her, and the club is nice and dark.
Scenario Four: Knockin' Da Boots
You're naked and about to get jiggy with some fly honey. To spank or not to spank?
YES, YES, YES, for godssake yes. If she's not into it, she'll tell you, but tis better to have spanked and be reprimanded than never to have spanked at all.
So I will address my audience here. The topic is ass-smacking. Now while I think it's great that the word is getting out to our young men that smacking a girl on the ass may not be as unwelcome as the feminists have led you to think, at the same time it's still a rather delicate question. There are certain scenarios where it may be appropriate, but at the same time more often than not, it isn't. So here's a preliminary guide to the ettiquitte of ass-smacking. Of course you always want to tailor it to the girl in question, so just take this as a rough guideline and work it to the situation.
The basic rules:
1) Thou shalt not smack the ass as a way of introduction.
2) Thou shalt not smack the ass in a well-lit area.
3) Thou shalt always smack the ass if it is naked.
So, with that out of the way let's present the scenarios.
Scenario One: Grocery Store
You're walking in the produce section when you see a hottie bending over to pick up some fruit. Should you give it a whack?
NO. You don't know the woman, she's fully clothed, and a grocery store is hardly an intimate setting.
Scenario Two: Workplace
You've occasionally flirted with a coworker, and you're sharing the elevator upstairs to get to work. She says something particularly ribald. Should you smack the ass?
QUESTIONABLE. You know her, and she MAY want to get naked, but it's still way too early in the morning to really appreciate it. If you were going downstairs, after work, then perhaps it would be acceptable.
Scenario Three: At the Club
You've been dancing really freaky with this hottie, and she excuses herself to go to the restroom. Should you give her something to remember you by?
YES. A lighthearted tap on the bum is all good. You already know her, and the club is nice and dark.
Scenario Four: Knockin' Da Boots
You're naked and about to get jiggy with some fly honey. To spank or not to spank?
YES, YES, YES, for godssake yes. If she's not into it, she'll tell you, but tis better to have spanked and be reprimanded than never to have spanked at all.
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Date: 2003-04-04 01:06 pm (UTC)