prezzies

[lauralh]

I suck. I opened up my presents early. Well, some of them were pre-opened.

But nothing tops this (warning, not really worksafe):

The dirty turtle.

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heretic

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

"Jedi Bitch."

"What's a Nubian?"

"Let's look in the magic 8-ball and see: Will Holden ever fuck Alyssa? Oh, big surprise, NOT FUCKIN' LIKELY!"

"I'll do it."
"No."
"Oh thank GOD."

"I mean how big can a tongue be?"

"Every woman, be she nun, mother or senator, is in serious need of some deep dicking."

"So I can I tell people all you needed was some deep dicking?"