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lauralhI suck. I opened up my presents early. Well, some of them were pre-opened.
But nothing tops this (warning, not really worksafe):
The dirty turtle.
But nothing tops this (warning, not really worksafe):
The dirty turtle.
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Date: 2003-03-24 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-24 11:06 am (UTC)it has two funny lines. that's all.
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Date: 2003-03-24 11:13 am (UTC)"What's a Nubian?"
"Let's look in the magic 8-ball and see: Will Holden ever fuck Alyssa? Oh, big surprise, NOT FUCKIN' LIKELY!"
"I'll do it."
"No."
"Oh thank GOD."
"I mean how big can a tongue be?"
"Every woman, be she nun, mother or senator, is in serious need of some deep dicking."
"So I can I tell people all you needed was some deep dicking?"
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