an historic occasion

OMG KEVIN SHIELDS IS MAKING A NEW RECORD

(albums, they're "albums" not records now. HELL THEY ARE STILL RECORDINGS AMIRITE)

I guess I'm still funny

Sorry for not being funny LJ! Everyone else is doing one-liners on FB and shit so here we go:

• Someone said that Infinite Jest is the iPhone, but I think it's Tumblr.

• The worst part for NYC during the hurricane? No one could post any angry Yelp reviews.

• And with the legalization of gay marriage in three more states, wedding planners rub their hands together in glee like Mr. Burns.

• Meeting guys at AA meetings seems counterproductive to me. But if they're really hot, I suppose that could help. I mean, as hotness approaches infinity, it collapses the waveform function of awkwardness, right?