I guess I'm still funny
Nov. 7th, 2012 11:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauralhSorry for not being funny LJ! Everyone else is doing one-liners on FB and shit so here we go:
• Someone said that Infinite Jest is the iPhone, but I think it's Tumblr.
• The worst part for NYC during the hurricane? No one could post any angry Yelp reviews.
• And with the legalization of gay marriage in three more states, wedding planners rub their hands together in glee like Mr. Burns.
• Meeting guys at AA meetings seems counterproductive to me. But if they're really hot, I suppose that could help. I mean, as hotness approaches infinity, it collapses the waveform function of awkwardness, right?
• Someone said that Infinite Jest is the iPhone, but I think it's Tumblr.
• The worst part for NYC during the hurricane? No one could post any angry Yelp reviews.
• And with the legalization of gay marriage in three more states, wedding planners rub their hands together in glee like Mr. Burns.
• Meeting guys at AA meetings seems counterproductive to me. But if they're really hot, I suppose that could help. I mean, as hotness approaches infinity, it collapses the waveform function of awkwardness, right?
