I guess I'm still funny

[lauralh]

Sorry for not being funny LJ! Everyone else is doing one-liners on FB and shit so here we go:

• Someone said that Infinite Jest is the iPhone, but I think it's Tumblr.

• The worst part for NYC during the hurricane? No one could post any angry Yelp reviews.

• And with the legalization of gay marriage in three more states, wedding planners rub their hands together in glee like Mr. Burns.

• Meeting guys at AA meetings seems counterproductive to me. But if they're really hot, I suppose that could help. I mean, as hotness approaches infinity, it collapses the waveform function of awkwardness, right?

Comments

[kellwho.livejournal.com]

HAHA smart ass, it's not like I'm TRYING to meet hot guys at AA meetings, I was just noticing and appreciating their presence. But explain how it is counter productive.

I have a firm belief, based on years of observation, that two addicts can't help each other get sober and will likely lead to each others relapse (I'm talking new hook-ups, not established relationships.) So I would be very leery of dating anyone in AA, even if they had a decade sober. *sigh* I still felt way more comfortable talking to the dudes than the girls, who were all skinny fake-tan (but alternative/scenester types) but I think you have to have someone of the same gender as your sponsor.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Yes it's just the setup for a punchline
HUMOR OK?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

there's a hilarious scene in Infinite Jest
(which takes place at a halfway house)
where one of the ppl who works there is talking to a new girl about her sponsor basically asking him to suck her dick, and the worker is like "You probably should get a same-sex sponsor." And then she admits her sponsor is the one guy who's still secretly using coke (but hasn't gotten caught yet but everyone suspects it).