begging

Hey all you delicious users, please copy this link. I was the first person to link to it, and I want to get on the front page. Thanks for your time.

just to annoy carl

[Poll #463379]

cold and wet

i was just crossing the street to go to westlake center
waiting for the light to change
about twenty people started to cross, and i was about to cross with them when i saw the light was still green, so I waited
and one woman who didn't get over fast enough
went SMACK and flew a few feet to the ground
the truck that hit her stopped and a pretty young guy got out
i didn't see any blood but I moved fast enough that I wouldn't have to
i think someone said that her head was split open
but there was an ambulance right around the corner
so while I picked up some half-price godiva chocolates they wrapped her up
and when I came back out she was being put on a stretcher

the moral is, don't fuckin' jaywalk

also, HALF PRICE GODIVA CHOCOLATE BUNNIES.

the side of a barn door

Reg assures me that having feelings like i'm going crazy is a sure sign that I'm not. I guess he knows!

Also I ate both of the hollow Godiva bunnies and i felt so fuckin' sick afterwards I couldn't work for an hour. And then it was time to go home.

I am thinking that i need a teething ring for when my jaw feels funny. It's analagous to being horny and wanting something to fill up the 'gina, I guess.