just one step away

I had Welsh Rarebit for dessert last night. It was really amazingly tasty, and cured my salt craving, but I think I'm going to stick to table water crackers today. Usually these are garnished with a slice of cheese, but alone they're only 14 calories.

I distinguish between "real tea" and "herbal tea" by saying the former has actual tea leaves from tea trees, and the latter does not. Is this wrong?

My hands get bruises on them from the three-hole punch. I had a weird thing on my left forefinger last week, I feared it was a splinter because it hurt when I touched it, but it went away so I must assume it was also a bruise. They say that hands give away one's age, so I'm constantly rubbing lotion into them so they don't look so leathery.

I slicked my hair back today - after I got out of the shower I brushed my hair, as usual, and was about to blowdry it when I said Fuckit and just put some product in and brushed it back again. It looks pretty bad. But I have no reason to go anyplace where boys may see me, so who cares.

By the way, I don't believe any of you (re: last poll)

smoking guns hot to the touch

Isn't it illegal for a German to be governor of California? I mean I thought only Mexicans could get that job.

Speaking of which, we just saw Once Upon A Time In Mexico to complete the trilogy. And um sorry thesadpunk but Enrique's stupid mophead did nothing for me. Anyway I really enjoyed it except for the um gross parts. But the stupid Depp oneliners were great. I think it was a bad movie but it was so pretty and so very over the top, that what can you do? It was like John Woo in Mexico City. And I love teh Woo. (Or as I kept saying "It's the Army of Darkness of the trilogy." Or "Spy Kids+Desperado.") Desperado is a better script but this was on a huge screen and more fun. Granted there were no sex scenes, but um, Johnny Depp. Yeah. Exactly.

Plus, y'know, they had PISTOLERO by Juno Reactor in it. That was weird yo.