hahah, the intellectual whores dude is on LJ

"So I was watching The Spin Room (I am a CNN whore) and it turns out that in parts of Austria these cows go up into places where they're not supposed to go for some reason, and the owners have to pay upwards of $900 to hire a helicopter to come in and get the cow down. But it only costs $32 to stuff the cow full of dynamite and blast it to shit. Well this leaves cow innards strewn about, which gets annoying. So they passed a law that it is now illegal to blow up a cow. Talk about a win for facism. I mean what kind of a world is it where an honest, hardworking man can't blow up his own cow with dynamite? Sucks I tell you. The thing I'm not sure of is if this covers all domestic animals or just cows. For example is it legal to blow up a yak or a goat in Austria? Must do more research. Similarly is it illegal to "put your pet to sleep" with dynamite in this country? Is it legal if you call it research? If you call it research will this require you to shave your pet or put some kind of paint marking on it before you blow it up (to measure scatter maybe?)"

-- sisyphus

come on hitler, I'll buy you a glass of lemonade

Went to see Max courtesy of hydrozoa today. I sort of compared it to 8 Mile with the whole "artist as a young man" thing. Except of course Hitler is slightly less well-liked than Marshall Mathers, and the movie didn't try to say he actually was nice to gay people or whatever. Plus the soundtrack wasn't nearly hip-hop enough.

In all seriousness it was an enjoyable movie. Historical films are always interesting, especially when you already know a lot about the era/people. And of course John Cusack OPPOSITE Hitler, I mean, how can you miss with that? And Noah Tyler was so spot on it was rather scary. Especially interesting because of the Illuminati Trilogy which has parts about Hitler, too. Probably goes into the top 5 for 2002.

NYF

Why is the fucklist just some chicks posting pictures of themselves? Shit, dude.

I was commenting that I had an IM group of boys that I'd had sex with, and I called it "fucklist" but upon reflection renamed it "fuckedList". Because, well, been there, done that. None of them want me anymore anyway... what I really need is the "not-yet-fucked list". But I'm not quite that cynical and jaded. Besides most of them I'm too afraid to IM, anyway.

[Poll #92430]

(note: I mean of course "not necessarily fucked yet" for purposes of the poll)

cuddle bitch redux

( rankings of those who filled out my poll )