ok so this is decent spam

a joke:

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." ( Read more... )

why I had coffee this morning when I only occasionally drink lattes

Everyone I went out with last night had no need to go to work today, so I had to bow out around one AM. Still woke up before nine. bleh.

(on the plus side my date impressed everyone at the bar by drinking vodka+bourbon. he's a REAL MAN I tell ya.)

set on it

Right so I think I'm definitely gonna cut my hair an inch short next month. But then I need to color it in some way. The choices are:

1. All one color, blond
   
2. All one color, red
   
3. All one color, orange
   
4. All one color, purple
   
5. Highlights in any of the above
   

(here's a pic of me with shortish hair for reference - I think that's the shortest I've ever cut it.)

aw yeah

two days till morrissey... I bought a smiths shirt on eBay, and now I shall reread my last concert adventure to get psyched up...