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[lauralh]

a joke:

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over),
I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge.."

Comments

[ratkrycek.livejournal.com]

Oh, man.

I shudder to think.

Thanks, though. I kinda needed a chuckle right about now. ;)

Hope he didn't hurt you too much for that.

Ah, the things you do just to amuse random LJers...

(Um, yes. Got here through my friends' friends view.)