lauralh: (infinite wineglass)
Bear in mind someone else went through and scanned all these in, I just snipped the funny bits. (I have many things on my hard drive from 10 years ago.)


Running Order Zine: Are there any advantages to being an outsider?
Moz: No. None whatsoever. It's a horrible life.

Interviewer: Do you ever go out dancing?
Morrissey: Good Heavens no, I couldn't do that. I'd die of embarrassment. I can only do it on stage in front of 3,000 people!

"You can look into a mirror and wonder - where have I seen that person before? And then you remember. It was at a neighbour's funeral, and it was the corpse."

"I live a very deprived existence. I don't physically go out and get drunk and vomit over policemen or anything like that."

"I don't see myself ever getting married. I want to live a life of depressed freedom."

"I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. So I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this.' And I decided to get my revenge on society."

"Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 percent papier mache."

OMG SHOCK

Nov. 13th, 2006 05:19 pm
lauralh: (blue hair)
Morrissey. Hahah. that quiz )
lauralh: (Default)
[22:32] lauralBaby: fake morrissey song titles
[22:36] lauralBaby: You're The One For Me, Fat Goth Girl That Is So Emotionally Screwed Up That She Devolps a Crush On a Forty Year Old Gay Man
[22:36] anote2self: HAHAHA
[22:39] lauralBaby: Morrissey - We're Only In It For The Shoes

1. Sweet And Tender Crumb Cake
2. Bernard, You're A Lovely Accountant
3. I'm Not Sure I Like Your Face, Ramona
4. Newsreader In Peril
5. Someday The Proletariat Will Be Wearing Corduroy And Not Melancholic Expressions
6. I Wear Slacks on the Outside Because Slacks Are How I Feel on the Inside
7. We're Waiting For Your Answer, Tony
8. Please, Please, Please, Let the Paxil Work
9. There Is A Bloke Who Turns Me On
10. Dear God, Please Help Me Find My Car Keys
11. Newsreader In Peril (live)
12. Last Night I Dreamt I Was Drowning In Pudding
13. You are the Most Challenging Soduku of All
14. Some Of Them Are Quotes, Some Of Them Are Sayings
15. 'Twas Nothing, D'Artagnon
[22:39] anote2self: HAHAHA
[22:39] lauralBaby: I Started Eating Something I Could Not Finish - Now it is Cold
[22:40] anote2self: I've Never Written a Song Title that Wasn't a Complete Sentence, Fatty
[22:40] lauralBaby: My Asian Manicurist Thinks I'm Pretty
[22:40] anote2self: The Dumptruck of Your Indifference Has Crushed the Puppydog of My Heart
[22:41] lauralBaby: I'd Have Fallen For You (If You Hadn't Tripped Me First)
[22:41] anote2self: ow
[22:41] anote2self: I Can't Sing For A Toffee While You Laugh Your Little Socks Off
[22:42] anote2self: Keane Will Not Keep Me Off The Number One Spot This Time (Ooooooh The Little Devils...)
[22:42] lauralBaby: I Will Have A Dog Called Colin.
[22:42] anote2self: The Grime-Imbued Rain Comes Betwixt Myself and the One Who Hates Me More
[22:43] anote2self: When Everything You Have Is Everything You've Lost, Only Then Will I Be Happy In My Discontent.
[22:43] lauralBaby: The Japanese are Stealing my Horrible Haircut
[22:45] anote2self: that is now my LJ name

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