Are you dating a loser?

[lauralh]

Fortunately this only applies to one person (I think) reading this.

Comments

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

I'd say me, but I don't think I'm amazingly intelligent and fascinating.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

also you aren't dating anyone. ahem.

[moderndayknight.livejournal.com]

That probably applies to me. Don't ask me how I do it.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

you weren't who I had in mind; I didn't think your friends had a problem with your girl.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Clearly, this post was aimed at Reg.

[llarian.livejournal.com]

Nolo Contendere

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

PAST IS PAST!

[llarian.livejournal.com]

Of course

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

I'm not that bad. Am I?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

WELL WHY ARE YOU ASKING

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Because I desire the validation of being deemed equally cool.

[xkissikx.livejournal.com]

you are not technically dating anyone ;)

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Just because I'm not dating YOU doesn't mean I'm not dating ANYONE.

[xkissikx.livejournal.com]

anyone is not synonymous with heather.

[scarlett723.livejournal.com]

Doesn't apply to me, but it does apply to my friend for which I had to pay $180 to be in her wedding to the guy we call "the tool"

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

heh, call him "tulle" instead

[katyakoshka.livejournal.com]

I have dated a few of those. Don't think I've been one. Not dating one now.

Two friends of mine are both having mega-issues with their loser boyfriends. I have learned to resist the urge to tell one to dump hers, because I've been watching it go on for a few years now. Thus, I avoided saying such to the other, as it would do no good there, either.

The best part is that the loserdom of both guys reaches its peak in their relationship maintenance skills, or lack thereof. You know, talking, being equitable, actually giving a shit about the needs of the gals... It's *headdesk* land.

Or at least *facepalm*.

Yeah.

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi There!

I still maintain that with a few notable exceptions, I personally am the most perfect guy for any girl to be dating. All of you other women that are dating other guys, could probably do much better. Me.

This is my own personal worldview, and I really see no reason to prove/disprove it. It's purely a faith-based initiative. I believe that although I am not perfect, I am the world's most perfect boyfriend.

Since I am already married, and since my wifey is somehow uncomfortable with the idea of me dating women outside of the marriage, I am afraid that all of the currently single women of the world have to either (A)Wait around and stay available on the off-chance that my wifey lets me see other people, or (B) Settle for second best. [shrugs]

Okay, it sounds a little egomaniacal, sure, but it's my headspace, and I'm sticking with this particular conceit. [nods confidently

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Funny, the other guy who told me that also told me to fuck off and die when I tried to date him.

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi there!

See! And I'm not only the perfect boyfriend, but I'd never tell you to fuck off and die!! [nods]

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

Hi there!

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi There!

Do I know you? Or are you just mercilessly mocking me on my own personal 'Hi There' obsession/compulsion/idiosyncracy??

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

The latter.