i'll be gone, gone, gone

[lauralh]

My favorite "what do you call a man who gets a mail-order bride" answer was husbandovsky thanks to discogravy. Others I liked:

bride consumer

"the postmaster"

catalog shopper

smart shopper

муж

QRB Shopper

citizenship donor

mailee

The Slave Master

marital consumer



The groomjohn.

he who signed for cunt

mail order cockticles

Comments

[scarlett723.livejournal.com]

woo! I made the list!

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

yay, winnar is me!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Go me!

[screed.livejournal.com]

missed this earlier, but i'd have suggested Comrade Onyabakievich.