hey cat owners!

[lauralh]

You knew this, right?

Comments

[kickadee.livejournal.com]

I think if I didn't feed him for a day or two, he'd try to eat me while still alive. He bites me enough while well fed.

[bixxy.livejournal.com]

Makes sense to me. After all, don't cats mostly recognize you by smell anyway? I'd imagine that once you die, you start to smell less like yourself and more like Meat.

[vonpookie.livejournal.com]

I've heard about that. We even joke that I'm going to be Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons one of these days.

As for the general idea of being eaten by housecats? I've never really dwelt on it, myself. I figure if I happen to die alone, at home and with only cats to keep me company and no one who contacts me with any regularity to notice something's amiss if I don't appear for a few days+ and the cats start nibbling? I doubt I'd care as I'm already fucking dead.

Besides, it's not like humans have never resorted to eating one another under the right circumstances.

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

I'm glad, I wouldn't want them to starve because I wasn't there to feed them! :P haha.

[chris.livejournal.com]

just another reason why cats are smarter.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I don't see why we are maligning cats when it's common across species. I plan on eating my boyfriend's corpse when he dies. I figure he spent so much time inside me already, why not end up there?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

too bad he wouldn't return the favor, eh?

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

you're gay? Fuck.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

His claim is that he will eat fish as long as it is breaded to death. So I figure if I really had a fetish for consumption by others I need only buy myself a very, very big deep fryer.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me a fuck because I am gay?

Or demanding a fuck despite it?

[jette.livejournal.com]

Are you in petfree?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

no, is there a dogfree?

[jette.livejournal.com]

I think there used to be, actually.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't plan on dying for at least, like, another couple months or so.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

although that does seem to be the focus

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to get him to buy a cat.

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

That's precisely why I have cats. To give me a proper burial.

[ernunnos.livejournal.com]

Ours weren't allowed to eat after they got snipped, and it took exactly a day for Liz to take a bite out of me. And I was still moving. So yeah, I believe it.

[ch.livejournal.com]

eep!

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

It was command form. Start fucking. Now.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Umm...

Which part's the vagina?

And why is that dripping?