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[lauralh]

Saddest thing ever?

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[perich.livejournal.com]

"Aw" sad or "ha ha" sad?

contempt rather than pity.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

more like "wow you are fucking pathetic" sad.

Re: contempt rather than pity.

[perich.livejournal.com]

But it garnered him so much sympathy! Surely these girls who are taking pity on him will find it in their hearts to fuck him now.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

"if it wasn't for pity sex..."

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Pretentious and self-important as a motherfuck, too.

"Feel free to check out my show, Colin's Bachelor Pad, (playing only the finest in contemporary jazz, electro-soul and synth-funk) on Monday mornings from 6:00 to 8:00 AM PST."

....meh, too easy.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

you gotta love a guy who has "anti-sluts" as an interest

[bitchness.livejournal.com]

Nice to know the tattoo on my back makes me a tramp. I thought being trampy had more to do with sleeping around than liking body art, but hey, that's just my opinion. But what do I know? I have too many friends.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Also, notice how it's "FRIENDS ONLY" and yet every post is public?

Face, meet palm.

[rockcandy76.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's aware that women almost never go to clubs or bars by themselves.

And the tattoos? I've asked around, and everyone I've asked just said it's the popular place for a woman to be tattooed, and there's no hidden meanings.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

well, it means you want people to look at your ass

[rockcandy76.livejournal.com]

True, but I don't need a tattoo to be prompted to look at some lady's ass.

[crumblingchaos.livejournal.com]

I fail to see what is so sad about that. He didn't say anything all that new or interesting. The funny side of it to me was that he made a rule for himself in which he wasn't an exception to a rule. Which would be great for most rules, but with this rule he should be an obvious exception.

He does need to come to terms with the whole lower back tat thing. I know girls that want to get one hate the whole popularity issue of them, but the idea of it is just too attractive to pass up.

[chris.livejournal.com]

"Few things are more attractive, then, than a girl sitting by herself."

man if i was a girl that would be like huge red flag and warning buzzers going off. basic self-esteem issues. he wont have to vy for your attention if he's the only one who gets it. these are also the kind of people dont like you to talk to your friends and family so you dont have to explain why he's hitting you all the time.

also yeah, his userinfo is pretentious as fuck.

[chris.livejournal.com]

also "This post always stays at the top of the journal -- see below for new ones"

yeah, cause none of us have ever used the interenet before

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

yeah, but see, putting it that way doesn't make you sound like a total asshole :)

and to me, who stopped going out constantly once I got a boyfriend...

[avphibes.livejournal.com]

As a social butterfly, I suppose I can say that it's convenient that I find his type equally unappealing.

[jette.livejournal.com]

Paint huffing orphans in Brazil are sad, that guy is just irritating.