seriously, guys

[lauralh]

[Poll #442409]

Comments

[perich.livejournal.com]

To quote mwitty:

"She's like a kneecap with hair."

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming you meant "I'd hit it" in a sexy way.

I WOULD hit it with a clue bat, or a sandwich gun, or perhaps even with my dick but only in a violent, asexual way.

[bitchness.livejournal.com]

She reminds me of a praying mantis.

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

I'd hit it if I were a guy in my late 40s, early 50s. But I'm not, so I won't.

[i-and-i.livejournal.com]

look how long her hand is! gross!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

to quote an Aerosmith lyric, "Dude looks like a lady."

I'd hit it!

[bedpimp.livejournal.com]

It being an appropriate pronoun for an object, not a person, and the hitting would preferably be done with a wooden softball bat.

The woman is so morally repulsive it causes my inner pacifist to long for a job with the postal service...

Re: I'd hit it!

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

Word.

Re: I'd hit it!

[ernunnos.livejournal.com]

Dunno. The ones who need a beating often appreciate it most...

But nah. Bitch needs a sammich.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

some for you (http://www.anorexicweb.com/InsidetheFridge/fallenangels.html)

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

Not that I really find her to be all that, but I'd hit it anyway just to have done it.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

best answer

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

I'd totally bend her over McCarthy's gravestone.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

And then exhume McCarthy's corpse and bury her alive with him.

[janietrain.livejournal.com]

What freaks me out about her is that she's a chick with an Adam's Apple. Give her a penis and she's Andre Agassi circa 1987.

[ex-lovecraf.livejournal.com]

I'd hit that for sure.

The question is, hit it with what? A bus? train? Car?

Hitting it several times with a baseball bat would be most satisfying, I think.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

I did vote "ew gross", right? Because I wouldn't even hit it by accident.

[chris.livejournal.com]

some people dont deserve sex. I would hit it with a brick though.

[hadtobegoo.livejournal.com]

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

I remember when I posted that pic on the front page of jimbosworld.org a few years ago. That hand is FREAKY. It's like she's got some crazy ass monkey paw thing going on, there. Seriously wtf is up with her palm?

[avphibes.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't hit that because homosexuality is an abomination condemned by God.

But seriously, it's her skinny legs that are REALLY disconcerting...but I get really creeped out by really skinny legs. I cannot watch porn with Brianna Banks because her skinny legs are so creepy.

[victory-goddess.livejournal.com]

With a brick maybe.

[girlstyle.livejournal.com]

it's mostly the ugly and less the skinny that I find problematic.

[patrick.livejournal.com]

I like skinny blonde girls and she is not hot. If she solicited me for sex, I would hit it, but there is no way I would persue it.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

you know, everyone always talks about that kind of sex, but I honestly don't believe in it.

[moderndayknight.livejournal.com]

Too skinny -- unhealthy skinny, plus I read that she smokes, plus I am engaged to an ultrahot model.

No hitting it for me.

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

[satanseviltwin.livejournal.com]

I am afraid that she looks a little photo-schopped.