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[lauralh]

Coffee sucks. I'm not about to argue about something as subjective as taste, though. Everybody has different tastes. I'm just saying that I don't need to be drinking anything that requires that much effort. You start out with something nearly completely unappetizing -- black coffee, and then go to work trying to mask the taste. Add some milk, add some sugar... Add some more sugar, and then maybe one of those mint stirry things. And some chocolate maybe. Hey, here's an idea. Why not leave the fucking coffee out of it. Take a caffeine pill, and just shove a scone in it, Charlie.

Comments

[henry.livejournal.com]

Someone's never had a proper shot of espresso...

[bitchness.livejournal.com]

I have, and I still hate coffee. Just cuz you like it doesn't mean everyone else has to.

[henry.livejournal.com]

Yes it does.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

coffee fascist

[ernunnos.livejournal.com]

I agree.

I don't know why anyone who doesn't appreciate bitter tastes bothers with coffee. I do appreciate it, but I drink my coffee black.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

there are levels and levels of bitter taste. I think dark chocolate is perfect, but they don't make cocoa taste like that.

[bitchness.livejournal.com]

I think I love that guy. Coffee is the nastiest beverage known to man.

[freyja.livejournal.com]

i've been waiting for someone to say this.

[llarian.livejournal.com]

http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

unfortunately I can't stand that guy's voice

[llarian.livejournal.com]

Its annoying as fuck, but I think that's part of the point.

The rants are truly inspired though. =)

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

eh, the couple I've been able to listen to, seem pretty insipid, weak, and "well duh" to me

[erik.livejournal.com]

I still had to chuckle when the little rodent guy goes "Who the fuck calls a small cup of coffee 'tall'?" It is a conundrum.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

it's not like Starbucks pioneered the oversize-names, yo

[verybadlady.livejournal.com]

It's true. Coffee is really vile unless you add a shitload of stuff to mask the taste. At least to me.

[moderndayknight.livejournal.com]

Chocolate milk is both better for you and easier to make.