reflection on idiocy and irony

[lauralh]

[Poll #438010]

Comments

[altamira16.livejournal.com]

"I am dumping you for a guy with funny pointy shoes." That has to be the best line used to dump anyone ever.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* well I didn't dump him for the elf.
The elf was a pleasant extremely drunken one-night stand.
But I would like to thank that elf for encouraging me to realize I could do better then a slack-jawed Shoreline guy.

[a-muse-d.livejournal.com]

fucking a guys from Shoreline. grr.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I was young. I didn't know I could do better then a guy who looked kinda like Fred Durst.

[a-muse-d.livejournal.com]

how young? i'm 24 (25 in May - counting down...).

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

I was 19 at the time.

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

You had a one-night stand with a drunken elf. That's fantastic!

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

yes, one of santa's little helpers offered me many drinks.

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

Ah, I was picturing something more woodland, or, at least, Keeblerish. Santa's helpers always did seem a little lecherous.

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

He had on a green hat and sort of a Peter-pan like outfit and the pointy shoes.