you fools

[lauralh]

Oh, blech, forgot how nasty saccharine tastes compared to SPLENDA or even ANYTHING ELSE. Blah blah blah. I used to drink it with coffee all the time, just to be contrary (also because it was omnipresent) but I think I may have to fucking GIVE IT UP.

Last night consisted of making homemade chicken soup (four servings for $7 total) and attempting to watch The Day After Tomorrow, but I was so bleeping tired and it was so silly that I just fell asleep real freakin' early. Fucking fascinating, my life is.

Anyway. My mom finally sent me a check, so I get to PAY BILLS LIKE A ROCKSTAR and NOT GET EVICTED.



OH yeah.

I recently read The Devil's Apocrypha, a "rather silly"* book that basically claims God is an alien who created mankind so he could feed on its faith and then eat their souls. And Satan is trying to prevent this. Or something.

* monty python

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[janietrain.livejournal.com]

I think aspartame tastes like ass, too. That's why I'm currently on my Diet Big Red bender. Splendariffic.