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[lauralh]

The bad thing about being kinda sorta sick is that you wake up in the morning and feel so terrible you think you can't go to work. But whether you do or not, by 9am you feel fine. However I tend to spend an hour after I wake up feeling terrible and hacking and honking my nose etc. Fortunately, this led to not a single person on my bus wanting to sit next to me. I'd just let out a big wail on the schnozz whenever the bus would stop.

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[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

yah, whenever i'm sick on the bus and someone starts to head toward the empty seat next to me, i just let out a big gnarly phlegm ball. pretty much ensures a nice spacious ride to wherever i'm going. except for this stupid ho that sat next to me anyway, so i turned and coughed on her. eventually she got up and moved. that'll learn her...

[a-muse-d.livejournal.com]

i finally learned that if you sit in the aisle seat and put your bag on the window seat, that the option to sit next to you no longer exists in people's minds.... easier than verbalizing your misery.

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

psh. not me. i tell the fuckers to move their shit.

[a-muse-d.livejournal.com]

you're the exception to the rule. i'm just saying it works for me, especially since i'm usually blowing my nose or hacking phlegm anyway. they're less likely to attempt to sit next to me, and i've offered it and been told it's no problem, anyway. just less need for coughing on people that way (and avoiding their foul body odor, to boot).

[almosttruth.livejournal.com]

well. you know. you get kinda grumpy when you're sick. and in my defensem i only coughed on someone once!!

[purgatorius.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda sick too. Not sick enough to flake out on going to work in a half hour, but raspy enough to worry about getting lousy tips at the coffee shop if people think I'm infectious. I'll try to play it off like I'm a smoker.

[tyrven.livejournal.com]

My throat is slightly sore and nose a tad stuffy... I'm afraid I'm getting sick, too. Everyone else seems to be. I used to never get sick and now that i have a relatively stress-free life I've gotten sick maybe three times in the last year; it's counter intuitive. Of course, I've also spent more nights out partying in the last year than I have the last five, so... I'm sure that's good for my immune system. ;-)

[velvet.livejournal.com]

hahahaha oh how the tables have turned. I'M FEELING GREAT, YOU WANKERS! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! OH SHIT I THINK I JUST COUGHED UP MY GALL BLADDER