twosday

[lauralh]

I went to see Starsky and Hutch yesterday, and I was very bored. First of all, there were very few car chases, none with guns blazes. Way too much attention on "plot." And it's like, my god you are doing a movie about a 70s TV show with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, if you can't have ultraviolence at least have ultrafunny. And there was none. Everything was fairly tame, I mean. Oh, look, Starsky shot a pony! Watdafug. Anyway. Very disappointing. But there was a shot of shirtless Snoop Dogg that made it all worth it.

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When I was a kid I wouldn't eat a lot of stuff, but when I left home I realized that saying "i don't eat x" was just a silly generalization, when in reality what I meant was "I do not eat y, which is the most popular form/variety of x". Like I hate american cheese but like almost every other form. Same with peanuts. It's probably racist not to like peanuts but what do you want from me? I was utterly glad to see "honey roasted cashews" for sale at the drugstore. Hmmmm good.

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[yiyi.livejournal.com]

of course you don't eat teh X, silly! you swallow it!

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[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

I endorse this plan of action wholeheartedly.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Snoop Dogg's naked body reminded me of when they used to run Clint Eastwood films on Saturday afternoons. Even though the movies had a cinematic aspect ratio, they didn't crop them during the opening credits because some of the text would be lost. Instead, they just compressed the picture horizontally.

Since I never managed to last through the opening credits before changing the channel, I grew up thinking Clint Eastwood was nine feet tall and about twelve inches wide.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

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