b/c I am funny

[lauralh]

travis wrote:

So what is it with hot girls dating ugly guys? Especially ugly guys who don't seem to have that much going for them? It's one thing if he is really funny, or really smart, or really caring. But damn, I've met some of these guys, and they don't seem that funny or that smart, or really that nice. Plus they aren't all that attractive! What the hell is up with that?!

and I replied:

girls often get judged by their looks, and even though women do often CARE about men's looks, they want it to APPEAR as if they don't. So, they date ugly guys. Also, it's soooo much easier to get an ugly guy to date you than an attractive one, esp. if they have no other redeeming qualities, and most women are controlling bitches.

Ugly guys are soooooo grateful to good looking women who even talk to them, much less date them, that they are total fawning sycophants. Sure, these women are probably not going to enjoy fucking the ugly guys, but either one of two things happens:

1) the ugly guy is overzealous in the bedroom as well as life;
2) the hot woman is a frigid bitch who wouldn't enjoy sex with an oversized outlaw biker, so she just goes for the easy catch.

Comments

[toastednut.livejournal.com]

1), but not about the life bit. they're usually pretty kind and sweet but you get over it the next time you meet a good-looking slightly kind and remotely sweet man.

[alicetiara.livejournal.com]

Not to rain on your really well thought out and not at all sexist post, but maybe the "hot" girl really *likes* the "ugly" guy and thinks he's really attractive? I know that my girlfriends and I all have different taste in men, and what one of us thinks is gorgeous, the other one may not.

I have never, in my entire life, met a girl who dated an ugly guy just to prove to the world that she wasn't hung up on looks. Who the fuck would do that? I've met girls who dated guys b/c they were rich, powerful, had a great personality, were hilarious, had known each other since 10th grade, had great sex, or whatever, but never to emphasize how not shallow they were.

I never recognize anyone I know in your posts about "women", and I know a LOT of women.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Honestly I don't know any women who would date even an attractive guy if he had no other redeeming qualities, but I do have friends (who mainly dated guys even they admitted were ugly) who've said that I was shallow because I insist on dating "cute guys."

[fritz-da-kat.livejournal.com]

Thank god for the countless ways attraction works. If all women went for the beautiful guys, only the likes of Brad Pitt would get dates, the rest of us would marry our right hands.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

You are aware that you're one of the best looking guys I know, right?

Ahem!

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

....




I'm standing right over here.

geez i said "one of"

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

besides i don't really know what you look like In Person.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Right, because I manage to hide the half-developed conjoined twin that grows out of my lower right side through the use of clever lighting and Photoshop filters.

[sarahbliss.livejournal.com]

I won't date anybody who isn't at least as cute as me, unless they are waaaay cooler than me.

As long as the hair, teeth and skin are good, the rest doesn't matter to me anyway.

[jette.livejournal.com]

Pity sex can be some really fucking hot sex. It's like you're the only woman on Mars or something.

I thought you only fucked GODS

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

yeah, see, I don't care about the hair so much as long as the guy is skinny enough. And also I like to think that I'm SO HOT that it's all pity sex anyway.

[jette.livejournal.com]

By UGLY I meant MORTAL