slippin

[lauralh]

herbaliser: do you realize I haven't drunkenly made out with anyone in months?
hotcrab: how depressing is that

I mean, ok, I guess I did get drunk once or twice with the last guy I slept with, but we were at home, and plus, sleeping together, so it's totally not the same. How will I ever be able to reclaim the title of the kissing bandit?

Comments

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

I thought one of your toys was coming in town this weekend?

i fail to be impressed with your reading comprehension skills

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

what part of kiss and run do you not understand?

Re: i fail to be impressed with your reading comprehension skills

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

It's very hard keeping up with you. You have all these rules and boys and issues... you're almost like a chick.

[(Anonymous)]

honest question... how come you always like to play up the "slut" role or girl who sleeps with all these guys and is obsessed with sex?
It is kind of disgusting.

who said anything about playing?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

look kiddo, if you can't handle reading about a woman comfortable with her stupid huge libido, get the hell out my journal.

[aefirpo.livejournal.com]

whatev

go away

we loves us some laural

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

i mean like, who the hell are you and why should I give your stupid opinions two shitspans worth of attention?

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

The anonymous flame, the last refuge of the ball-less.

[aubkabob.livejournal.com]

you know? i'm slipping, too. after the party at secret_ninja's house when i first moved here, i think that everyone had been under the assumption i loved to kiss kiss kiss whenever i get wasted.

and i do.

but i've been a good girl since then. though i get sad if i don't have a flirt recipient!

[denshi.livejournal.com]

'kissing bandit' is a totally superior title than its equivalent in the Austin vernacular: 'tongue slut'.

One more tiny reason to move to the pacific northwest.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

well to be honest Steve's sister who lives in NYC made it up.

[denshi.livejournal.com]

I'll spread it around Portland anyway.