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Hm, that's a much better title for this entry. Oh well.

I just went to the bathroom and saw that there were white detergent "stains" on the front of my pants. Which looks suspiciously like... you know. So I used water to try to scrub it off. Now it just looks like they're acid washed or something.

Date: 2003-08-04 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drisrael.livejournal.com
i would politely suggest that if you wore vinyl pants while blowing motherfuckers, you wouldn't have this problem.

Date: 2003-08-04 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gfrancie.livejournal.com
just casually say to co-workers, "geez, you'd think a politician would be better at cleaning up his jizz."

Date: 2003-08-05 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acewho.livejournal.com
I work at a show that uses black light. I got hand-me-down jeans from a friend, which apparently had been poorly bleached. Which I found out about, at work, under the blacklight. When my co-workers pointed out the stains located suspiciously on the front. I don't wear those jeans to work anymore.

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