more snarky advice.

[lauralh]

People ask, and I answer.

1. I currently owe $30K + in student loan debt. Can you recommend any good countries to flee to where I wouldn't have to learn things like how to fish w/ a spear, how to make a loincloth out of bark, and things of that sort?
   Venezuela. I believe most South American countries don't have extradition treaties.


2. How can I talk my girl into anal sex? What worked on you (assuming you've had anal)?
   Turnabout is fair play.


3. My ex's girlfriend is really jealous. My ex and I are really good friends. How do I get the girlfriend to like me.
   First of all, you shouldn't be friends with your ex. What the hell? Second of all, there's just no way you're going to get the girlfriend to like you. The only reason you guys know each other is because you fucked the same guy. After they break up, maybe she'll be friends with you.


4. How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Oh wait, I know how to answer this one... BULEETED! oh no wait... DELETED! there we go.

Comments

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

unfortunatly, most south american countries do have extradition treaties these days. I reccomend to people France and New Zealand. we have no treaties with them and they are both popular places for fugitives to hide.

Roman Polanski can't be wrong.

[infinite-hiatus.livejournal.com]

dude, 2. is too f'ing funny.

[xotiffany.livejournal.com]

Will you be my mommy?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

if by "be your mommy" you mean "tell you exactly how you're ruining your life" then yes. if you mean some kinda kinky sex thing, then, no.