since I didn't look enough like a lesbian

[lauralh]

I got my hair cut.



Currently I have the bad habit of talking to people online who live in Seattle like they don't. It's a nice timesuck but the theory offends me. I need to do something about that.

Comments

[mylastsigh.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like it.

[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

Shorter!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

yuo caught teh gey!

you misspelled

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

"ghey"

[xamichee.livejournal.com]

nice haircut, laural.

you left your half-collared coat over here.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

and my jeans
but I have your clippers
and shorts
we will make the exchange at midnight

Re:

[xamichee.livejournal.com]

Ashley is so gonna kick my ass when she reads that comment. =)

[keithmcnally.livejournal.com]

Lesbian or no lesbian, I'd dick your face in a Seattle second.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

we so need to get you and drisrael in a room together.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

i'd prefer that no one dick my face within any time frame, thanks.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Not on YOUR face.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

are you trying to get keithmcnally and i to come over to your place for some bukakke sessions?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

...
not at all.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

okay, then i don't get it.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

oh. that was sarcasm.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

okay, now i'm creeped out.

Can you believe I couldn't find a picture of joan of arc with short hair?

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Re: Can you believe I couldn't find a picture of joan of arc with short hair?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

that is real fucking creepy.

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Just be thankful I didn't post the ones using shots from TeenFarmSex.com.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

I knew I saw her face somewhere else.

[kamakhai.livejournal.com]

me likey.

but c'mon... how's about a smile?

MEN.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

how's about I'm having my period?

Re: MEN.

[kamakhai.livejournal.com]

bleeding from the crotch is no excuse for not being your sunshiey spiffiest. (now who's gay?)

though come to think of it, the picture does seem to convey your normal level of sunshine.

i've never seen a pic of you smiling either

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, it doesn't ever occur to me to smile when I am alone.

Re: i've never seen a pic of you smiling either

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Her crotch bleeds profusely all on its own, whereas smiling requires conscious effort.

That might seem like an obvious sort of statement, but keeping it well in the forefront of your mind will take you far in unraveling the mystery that is Laural.

Re: i've never seen a pic of you smiling either

[kamakhai.livejournal.com]

i'm smiling behind the teacup.

Re: i've never seen a pic of you smiling either

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

pfah.

[cpf.livejournal.com]

Now you needs you some overalls.

[victory-goddess.livejournal.com]

Do you ever smile?

Otherwise, I like the haircut

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

the only time i've ever seen laural smile is when she was raping three hog-tied recent navy recruits with a 14" long green strap-on.

good times.

[sarahbliss.livejournal.com]

^---- I like this guy.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

maer is teh best.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

that's why i get paid teh big dollahs.

[trueenough.livejournal.com]

That was YOU?

*salutes*



Two words for you, lesbo. Super. Cute.