serious crap consumption

[lauralh]

Firefly

This is the first Piers Anthony book I've read in years. Steve warned me it was shitty, but I must say it's better than some of the shit of his I've read. It's basically a horror novel, more or less, but it kind of just focuses on these stories one of the characters keeps telling. Which is a terrible device but the stories are more interesting than the actual book's plot, so I didn't mind. The monster basically kills people by giving them the best orgasm of their life then sucking the flesh out of them, and makes everyone in the vicinity horny as hell. So, there's a lot of sex talk in it. And a pretty disturbing bit with a five-year-old coming on to her adult neighbor. But, it was a quick fun read.

E!'s most Shocking Moments

Watched this before picking up Steve from the airport. It was deliciously juicy. I love gossip so goddamn much, especially celebrity gossip. I used to be a lot more into it but whatever. My favorite bit was when they were talking about Hugh Grant and Divine Brown, and she was on the show and basically said that she'd see Hugh again any day of the week. Aw Yeah.

Comments

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

wow I had totally forgotten I had read that book. I remember reading it when I was like 12 and I was in awe that someone could write about orgasms at all....I thought it was like pr0n or something (although I don't remember much about the plot except that it was basically horror).

sorry, but it must be said

[ex-futch238.livejournal.com]

To call Piers Anthony an author is to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point.

Piers Anthony ROCKS!

[obsidiandweller.livejournal.com]

All I remember about firefly was orgasms. Oh! And a Woman sleeping with 4 men at once. Tiltilating *giggles*