and I ain't never goin' back

[lauralh]

And the number one reason I don't have a navel piercing is that my allergy to stainless steel is so bad that even the back of the jeans button rashes up that area.

I've decided to "officially" quit the IW forums. First I went scanning through my old posts for some choice quotes, though. Here's the first set:

Drugs are the answer if you want to forget what the question was.

Wanting to be a gigolo does not make one "gay".

See, you all bitch about being IWs, but when a girl actually wants an Intellectual to fuck, you get all snippy.

ever since elvis (maybe even before), girls have associations with rockstars being sex symbols... and DJs are the new rockstars.

Building up a fantasy about a woman is the surest way to never ever be happy with her. Either you'll never approach her, or you do and she invariably is a disappointment.

I know a girl who went vegan for two years. Bacon brought her back.

Comments

[wanton-bliss.livejournal.com]

Bacon brings them all back.

[discogravy.livejournal.com]

Building up a fantasy about a woman is the surest way to never ever be happy with her. Either you'll never approach her, or you do and she invariably is a disappointment.

Once, when I was like 13 or 14 -- soon after I had discovered the masturbatory thrill of my penis -- I read one of my father's medical texts that described how people latch onto their fantasies and gave the example of a woman who fantasized about Mick Jagger until she actually slept with him -- and had to fantasize about him, because he doesn't live up to her fantasy of him. I decided then and there not to fantasize about anyone I really planned on getting with, ever.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

That's a great story, but I don't mean sexual fantasies.

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

Well, come on -- how hard is it to sleep with Mick Jagger?

[sarahbliss.livejournal.com]

Have you seen that guy? What a troll...it'd be hard for me to sleep with him. ;)

He's a 2 paper-bagger...one for his head and one to puke in when his falls off.

Ethical Behavior

[mindgamer.livejournal.com]

Drugs are the answer if you want to forget what the question was.

I once ate a cannabis cookie, but didn't swallow.

Wanting to be a gigolo does not make one "gay".

There is no good reason for wanting to be a gigolo that does not end with 'because I am gay'.

See, you all bitch about being IWs, but when a girl actually wants an Intellectual to fuck, you get all snippy.

It's the status she's after, in every case, not the brains.

ever since elvis (maybe even before), girls have associations with rockstars being sex symbols... and DJs are the new rockstars.

Yet somehow wannabe DJs somehow seem to be MORE pathetic than wannabe rock stars. Go figure.

I have proof that you can make a musician into a superlative DJ, but you can't make a musician out of a DJ.

Building up a fantasy about a woman is the surest way to never ever be happy with her. Either you'll never approach her, or you do and she invariably is a disappointment.

MOST guys who build up a fantasy about a woman do so because they never CAN approach her. Actually, this is true for both sexes.

I know a girl who went vegan for two years. Bacon brought her back.

I sponsor a vegetarian. For every Linda McCartney hamburger, vegetable kebab or vegetarian lasagne she eats, I shall eat three three meat products.

sincerely,

anon (only posting here because intellectualwhores.com is down)

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I ate a cannabis cookie last night. I also swallowed.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

OMFG, now where will you go to fill your daily quota of "whiny bitchy boys who aren't getting any?"

Wait, there's still the rest of the internet. You'll be fine.

Though this probably sounds bitchy...

[obsidiandweller.livejournal.com]

It's a sad thing when IW can't even keep females on board via the internet. What success lies for the members in RL?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Mike (http://www.politicals.com) told me he was more or less quitting the boards, too. I dunno, I talked to some of the people in Chat and they could understand the points I was making. I just get tired of the same old shit that people post. It's like there's an AI program that changes the names and a couple of the details in the standard "I told a girl I liked her and she said she just wanted to be my friend" story.

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[obsidiandweller.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'd have to agree. The reason I quit was what girl in their right mind is going to be frequenting a board that constantly downgrades women? I mean the whole purpose was so they could get game. Despite the popular belief that girls dig assholes, they will only put up with so much.