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[lauralh]

I'm still sick, but only in the mornings. Alcohol seems to tame the wild phlegm.

Note to all you Californians: I don't care about your gas prices. Is it still seventy-five all year round? Yeah? Then shuddup.

The Era of the Cult of the Red Door may be coming to a close. Watch this space for details.

agentcooper deleted me from his friends list. Good riddance fucko. "NOW, THAT, IS CLOSURE."

edit: OMFG David Sedaris is funny.

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[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

I actually feel sorry for him...it's clear he's going to be alone for the rest of his life, because he doesn't recognize the essential humanity of women and he's not into fucking men.

I'm very much not interested in men who don't love women, if that convoluted sentance makes any sense. And men who are AFRAID of women? Yarrrrgh.

I have one reader who believes he loves women but he's actually terrified of them, so none are ever "good enough". He tried to worm around his fear by saying he isn't ready for a monogamous long-term dealie, and he has a few women who will put up with his shit and fuck him without any real committment, but this will end as they find real men that are brave enough to pledge their love and respect. He, too, will die all alone and lonely: I predict.

On the other hand, you rock, herbaliser.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox

I hear you.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

The twisted "I hate women because they won't fuck me, and they won't fuck me because I hate them" thing gets to me too.

IM me (or hotcrab) sometime if you want to hear our theories on that one boy.

Re: I hear you.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

scanning his entries, he listens to some pretty awful music.

Re: I hear you.

[ex-motel666812.livejournal.com]

Hee hee...I wonder if we're talking about the same boy. I bet we are.

You can catch me on MSN insta-message if you look for my obsolete address, which was "riotbabe@excite.com". Come find me!

xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

they need misogynists anonymous, 12-step recovery

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I'm talking not just about one boy here. I "know" way too many of them. Fortunately only online and not in person.

Re: I hear you.

[heraclitus.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon, you have to admit I at least do frustrated misogyny with panache.

heh

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

that you do.

Re: I hear you.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

I think your brand of misogyny in particular would qualify as "charming". At the very least, it's immensely entertaining.

Who the heck is this "agentcooper" guy?

Re: I hear you.

[ex-agentcoo.livejournal.com]

How 'bout you tell me your theories some time? Or hell, post them for your whole audience. It has to make for a better entry than another poll or link-fest.

While we're on the subject: please name one woman I "hate because she won't fuck me."

Cheers,
Cooper

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Hey, I thought you like, went away.

[ex-agentcoo.livejournal.com]

Chicken.

- Cooper

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

You know, I have a lot of free time on my hands, and yet I still don't want to waste anymore on you. so...

DELETED!

Re: I hear you.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

me

Re: I hear you.

[ex-agentcoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh, who the hell are you?

Sorry, you guys have to do better than that if you want to be taken seriously. /shrug/

- Cooper

Re: I hear you.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Who wants to be taken seriously?

Hey, waitaminit...

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

Ok, all the boys who think this is about you raise your hand.