tell yourself it couldn't happen

[lauralh]

I woke up with a sore throat. And I couldn't get back to sleep. Fortunately I think both of those troubles are nearly over with.

Is it wrong wrong wrong that reading this made me laugh?

I have an interview later today. I'm afraid it's merely a "first round" though. I hate those. I hate showering and getting dressed and going somewhere just to find out that, no, you don't have enough experience. ARGH FUCK YOU. Ahem. Anyway, at least the place is really really close to me.

Comments

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

i'm suprised he didn't die of heart disease caused by massive arterial clogging like so many of his diet followers will.

the guy kind of reminded me of Jim Jones in a way.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

yeah, this is just not ironic enough.

[drisrael.livejournal.com]

the wife was on atkins...it worked quite well - the trick is to change it up and reintroduce real food back into your diet after a couple of months.

otherwise you die of clogged arteries.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

Or just cut out the EXTRA carbohydrates your diet is probably fucking loaded with without going utterly shitballs overboard like the actual Atkins plan itself.

Yeah, I couldn't figure out why it made Laural laugh, 'cause it didn't have anything to do with his diet.

Unless, you know, she just hates him.

"you eat right, and you die anyway"

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

People dying! is funny!

Re: "you eat right, and you die anyway"

[harryh.livejournal.com]

I don't know about the rest of you people, but I fully intend to live forever. Screw the carbohydrates.