just another friday night.

[lauralh]

Dear Livejournal,

Someone else removed me from their friends list today. I was all set to kill myself, but then I saw someone else added me, so I felt life was worth living again.

Till next time,
Laural

Comments

[sativaleaf.livejournal.com]

Heh.
Yeah, seems like people are spring cleaning their friends' lists. :D
I lost two just in the last week alone... *shrug*

And to think I used to be semi-interesting...

[soodabooda.livejournal.com]

damn i just added you. i hope i don't regret it.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

me too. :)

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

If you'd like an excuse for suicide, I suppose I could remove you from my friends list, but then I'd have to actually go to the page for yours to read it, and that's just a lot of work. If you want to end the life you've got, though, I'd suggest you just hop a flight down here, turn all of your assets over to me, and chain yourself to my bedpost.

Hmm. My bed doesn't have posts. I'll have to rethink that one.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

if i chained myself to your bedpost
it would not be for suicidal reasons

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

I imagine not. That was the intent, of course.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

besides, I wouldn't be the one chaining me. that's just wrong.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Good point.

I've got some iron manacles around here somewhere, but they're way too friggin' big. I'd probably have to latch it around your throat, and I'm not so sure you'd want rusted iron around your neck.

Am I really having this conversation . . . ?