how odd...

[lauralh]

I just had a phone screen, but the person doing the screen just took notes for the form questionairre and will now give it to the tech manager at the company. Well, it's a job in West Seattle, which beats Redmond somewhat, and the job actually sounds fuckin' cool WRT data gathering. No one believes me when I tell them that relational databases get me hot, but tis true. Anyway it's a salaried position, which means fulltime, I suspect, which would pwn. And at least it's more than my first job paid in 1999.

I dunno, maybe I should just lose 15 lbs and become a porn teen model.

Comments

[vileinfestation.livejournal.com]

teen porn model! teen porn model!

[cpf.livejournal.com]

Or you could drop a couple of inches and do midget pr0n.

[daleth.livejournal.com]

I think you just feel that way because you haven't met a good flat-file database yet. Sure, relational databases may be slicker, more powerful, and more useful for most purposes, but a flat-file can keep you workin' all night long when a relational would be done in, like, 5 minutes.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Hey, stoppit. Cute geek chicks get me hot. At this rate, I won't be able to claim asexuality any longer.

Congrats. Here's hoping you get the coolies job.

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

pwn3d

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

a porn teen model, now there is something to write to the duke alumni paper about.

[thesadpunk.livejournal.com]

Two words- Barely Legal.

[krikket.livejournal.com]

Who's to say that you can't do both?

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

well, i didn't believe you anyway, if it makes it better.

and I'm more of a dork than a geek anyway.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Bah. Sexual desire is an aberration. Don't try to confuse the cyborg. That should be on a sign in my "office", like "do not feed the monkeys" or something.

Dork? Perish the thought. Geek. Well, I would hope so, anyway. Dorks are so uns3Xx0ry.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I'm terribly sexy but only when I'm not dorking out. Believe me. I am rather good at not dorking out, at least among non-dorks - the worst I do now is sing 80s songs out loud at bars.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Damn, that makes one a dork? I guess I'm a dork.
<hangs head in shame>

Hmm. Terribly sexy. Didn't we start talking to each other when I mentioned something about possibly moving to the Seattle area? Maybe I should make more concrete plans along those lines, if your words are true. Yeah. . . .

Bah. Something always goes not-as-planned.

well I was trying to warn you that all the women here were insane...

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

Wait, so do you sing along to the songs on the speakers, or do you just randomly bust out some song?

Re: well I was trying to warn you that all the women here were insane...

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Umm . . . yes.
Either?
Both.

Not both at once, though. I'm not quite THAT talented, though I have been called talented before, in a number of differing circumstances.

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

I do both (also not simultaneously).

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

And taken out of context, most of this conversation would sound like. . . .

(i slay myself)

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

getting head?

Re: (i slay myself)

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

No, actually, I'm not getting- oh. Never mind.
Der.

/joke type="lame"

[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

i am rather of the opinion that once I post nude photos of myself online, I'll never be able to have a respectable job again...